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Woody and Buzz seem to ponder great questions like should there be mayo on hotdog at a recent secret meeting on Las Vegas Boulevard surrounded by cartoon secret service agents named Barney. No Really _ Photo by Royale

Is B.O.N.E a good name for Sin City

By Royal…

I don't if any of you have ever seen a man in his mid 50s dressed like GI Joe carrying a Captain America shield or a 5 foot 4 inch Thor with a bleached blonde beard but in the City of Sin It is not an uncommon experience. We see such characters on street corner's along with assorted Elvi and a lifesized talking statue waiting for the 4 p.m. bus. This week comic book fans converged on the City of Siin attired  in assorted get ups as homage to their favorite hero, heroine or villain.…

Royal Hopper

There is a point in your life when you really need to stop trying to be cool. It is a fact that often seems to elude visitors to the City of Sin.

For instance streaking was all the rage back in the day. In 1975 running butt naked down the avenue was a very cool courageous thing. In 2012 not so much…like the guy who decided to strip down to his birthday suit and haul ass down Las Vegas boulevard with several of Las Vegas’s finest (who were wearing clothes) pursuing…

By Royal

 Think about the City of Sin inundated with waves of pony tailed marijuana fans, T-shirt salesman hocking shirts bearing iconic portraits of world leaders, people shucking and jiving for money, shoving their resumes in people faces and important people rallying their troops for an  barrage of upcoming November battles.

That’s exactly what happened this week as Clark County’s ( that the county where Las Vegas is) version of the democratic convention. 

“End our…

This weeks jogger report….

I swear I saw a jogger running with a cup of coffee in his hand. Maybe it was water but it sure looked like coffee. Now that’s a feine head (caffeine lover)

Anyone so determined to have that first drink of caffeine laden coffee in his hand when he is ready that he brings it with him on the morning jog is a dedicated feine head. Sin City might run on ego, alcohol and hormones but it survives the morning on coffee, old music and bad lighting.…

By Royal Hopper

One of the weirder things that happened in the City of Sin this week was a conversation about penis length and the way women feel about it.

. I had this conversation with a man who will remain anonymous for what I should think are obvious reasons.

Anyway this gentleman,  I think I can use that word, was complaining quite loudly about a girl he knew who was a decided snob.

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My best friend is an ahole

By Royal Hopper

I often talk about the wonderful apathy of the City of Sin. This week emphasized that paradigm in dramatic  fashion.

First there was the eccentric gentleman who proudly stood on a Sin City street corner on Flamingo Road with a bright yellow sign proclaiming the Evils of…

Sometimes people come to this city to be noticed. Some come to the City of Sin to not be noticed which is kind of silly when you think about it. It's a lot like a rooster hiding in a flock of peacocks hoping to be mistaken for a crow. The most memorable stories occur when these would be party animals wake up, not only wondering how they got in an elderly man's bed but surprised they are in Las Vegas in an elderly…

By Royal Hopper

A blurry photo of me

The last thing you expect when you are sitting quietly in a casino waiting for the work day to end is a question that goes something like….

“Can…

1. By Royal Hopper

    

   It was a surprisingly boring week in the city of sin.

    Disco Returns
   
   This week the city was filled with Karate Kids, photographers and assorted party goers.
   
   Las Vegas casinos record an incident where a woman fell down dancing and hurt herself. I guess the Cha Cha can be really…

First a moment of silence for the champion racer killed in the massive wreck at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway this weekend and the dearly departed everywhere and anyone who had to go to sleep without a roof, a meal or hug goodnight…

All right people FOCUS

How many times have you wanted to stand up in the middle of the office or the mall or a busy city byway and shout at the top of your lungs FOCUS people FOCUS.

A young woman employed at a local strip casino , whose name…

This week in Las Vegas saw temperatures dip to a bone chilling 90 degrees and for an hour we all thought it…

This week in Vegas starts with a sample of radio traffic at a local casino after an employee was sent to the valet parking stand in the back of the hotel by his dispatcher. ( For all you non locals. On strip hotels the front of the hotel is the side that is closest to the strip and front valet or main valet is the one nearest the strip.

Employee “Which valet?”

Dispatcher “rear valet

Employee   “where is that???”

Dispatcher “the one in the back”

Question of…